Thursday, February 10, 2011

Installing Love on the Human Computer


Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support:
The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ?

Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self~Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self~Esteem with a module of its own called High Self~Esteem. However,you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error ~ Program not run on external components." What should I do?
Tech Support:
Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non~technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive~Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Specialness.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming.
Also, you need to delete Verbose Self~Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files.Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running.

One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.

God/Tech Support: You're Welcome, Anytime.

Multiple Intelligences



In the classic book "Frames of Mind: The Theory of Multiple Intelligences", Harvard psychologist Howard Gardner outlines his theory of "multiple intelligences" in which we are said to have seven different types of intelligences. IQ tests only evaluate people for logical-linguistic
intelligence. People are frequently more intelligent in some categories that others, sometimes dramatically so. Gardner's intelligence types are:


Musical Intelligence
Bodily-Kinesthetic Intelligence
Logical-Mathematical Intelligence
Linguistic Intelligence
Spatial Intelligence
Interpersonal Intelligence
Intrapersonal Intelligence
Naturalistic Intelligence


In his book, "Creating Minds:An Anatomy of Creativity Seen Through the Lives of Freud, Einstein, Picasso, Stravinsky,Eliot, Graham and Gandhi " Gardner describes innovators from various fields and assesses the relative strengths of their different types of intelligences. Einstein had brilliant logical-spatial abilities, but extremely poor personal intelligence. Gandhi had great personal and linguistic skills, but poor artistic abilities. Picasso was extremely spatial, but had great difficulties handling logical issues and did very poorly in school. Freud had outstanding linguistic and personal intelligence, but was lacking in spatial and musical abilities.

In the book "Right-Brained Children in a Left-Brained World", author Jeffrey Freed argues that ADDers are very often powerful visual/spatial thinkers. This is often described as being "right-brained" because the right hemisphere of the brain has been associated with visual thinking as well as other traits often associated with visual thinkers. I took the little self test in the book and came out "somewhat right-brained" as I think most ADDers would, and the learning style described by the author certainly fits the way my son learns. Extreme visual thinkers may be dyslexic and have general learning difficulties when taught using traditional methods. Some of our most famous scientists were very visual thinkers who had relative verbal difficulties or verbal memory problems.Einstein, Faraday, Edison and DaVinci are examples. DaVinci even wrote his notes in "mirror" writing which no one else could read unless they held the notes up to a mirror, something which dyslexics are known for. The learning and thinking styles of eleven famous visual thinkers are described in the book "In the Mind's Eye : Visual Thinkers, Gifted People With Dyslexia and Other Learning Difficulties, Computer Images and the Ironies of Creativity by Thomas G. West.

Instead of thinking of weak areas as something that went wrong, consider the opposite. Maybe something went right, you're just looking in the wrong direction! Learn to exploit what you're good at naturally.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

22 Ways to Become Spectacularly Inspirational


By Robin Sharma, author of the #1 bestseller “The Leader Who Had No Title”

1. Do important work vs. merely offering opinions.

2. Lift people up vs. tear others down.

3. Use the words of leadership vs. the language of victimhood.

4. Don’t worry about getting the credit for getting things done.

5. Become part of the solution rather than part of the problem.

6. Take your health to a level called superfit.

7. Commit to mastery of your craft instead of accepting mediocrity in your work.

8. Associate with people whose lives you want to be living.

9. Study for an hour a day. Double your learning and you’ll triple your success.

10. Run your own race. “No one can possibly achieve real and lasting success by being a conformist,” wrote billionaire J. Paul Getty

11. Do something small yet scary every single day.

12. Lead Without a Title.

13. Focus on people’s strengths vs. obsessing around their weaknesses.

14. Remember that potential unused turns into pain. So dedicate yourself to expressing your best.

15. Smile more.

16. Listen more.

17. Read the autobiography of Nelson Mandela.

18. Reflect on the words of Eleanor Roosevelt who said: “Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.”

19. Persist longer than the critics suggest you should.

20. Say “please” and “thank you”.

21. Love your loved ones.

22. Do work that matters.


Tuesday, January 18, 2011

for the students whomever are struggling for a job!!!

Only those who keep walking get sweet return: look at the sun's perseverance dynamic & always on the move, never dormant hence keep moving! good luck.......

Saturday, April 10, 2010

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Friday, April 9, 2010

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